A teacher was giving a lesson in sex education to
her fourth grade class. After showing a brief film
and reading the lesson, she asked if anyone had
any questions.
One little boy held up his hand shyly. "Teacher, I
have a boy dog and he jumps over the fence and
wrestles with this girl dog and she has puppies.
Is this sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
A little girl raised her hand. "Teacher, I have a girl
cat and there's a boy cat that jumps on her out in
the yard and they wrestle. Then she has kittens.
Is that sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny then raised his hand. "Teacher, the
other night I saw a movie where three guys wrestled
with Sylvester Stallone. Is that sex?"
"No, that was not sex," the teacher replied.
"Good," Little Johnny replied. "I always thought it
would take more than three guys to screw Sylvester
Stallone."
her fourth grade class. After showing a brief film
and reading the lesson, she asked if anyone had
any questions.
One little boy held up his hand shyly. "Teacher, I
have a boy dog and he jumps over the fence and
wrestles with this girl dog and she has puppies.
Is this sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
A little girl raised her hand. "Teacher, I have a girl
cat and there's a boy cat that jumps on her out in
the yard and they wrestle. Then she has kittens.
Is that sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny then raised his hand. "Teacher, the
other night I saw a movie where three guys wrestled
with Sylvester Stallone. Is that sex?"
"No, that was not sex," the teacher replied.
"Good," Little Johnny replied. "I always thought it
would take more than three guys to screw Sylvester
Stallone."