Sheryl Crow is calling for a limit on toilet paper.

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Songstress Sheryl Crow is calling for a limit on toilet paper.

The green minded singer Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be considered to help the environment, according to the BBC.

In an unheard of celebrity tutorial on mindful Earth friendly tips, Crow suggests using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

The BBC unearthed this gem of information on her website.

Crow completed a tour while traveling on a biodiesel-powered bus. She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting...I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote reported the BBC.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness" and come up with a clothing line with a "dining sleeve" that acts as an ersatz napkin.
 
She's lost it.

Wearable napkins? That's just nasty. seriously. That's the BEST you can come up with!?????

Oh, and speaking of nasty, I'd like to see her wipe my butt with only 3 squares!
 
tkj24 said:
She can save tolit paper all she wants. It is dirt cheap at Wal-mart. LOL:cool:
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She wouldn't be caught dead in a Wal-Mart.

Oh, and did y'all see what that beaut Rosie O'donnel said in response? That just might have been the end of Rosie's carreer on The View. :rolleyes:

The only thing is, those two are two peas in a pod.
 
Rosie announced today that she is leaving "The View".

ONE SQUARE??? I guess she has a bidet and wastes water instead.
 
Hahah lappy good one. LOL

Who cares how many paper toilet one uses..if she likes to smell super stunkalicious then that's her problem. Stop trying to chalk it up to us.

Seriously though? Global Warming? when did she started caring about the environment? girl pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Another celebrity with yet another hairbrained celebrity cause. Why do these people even think we give a rats paToot what they think about anyway. Rosie O'Donnell??? I won't give my opinion of her cause I would get banned from the sight Immediatly.
 
be9ak7ts16 said:
Another celebrity with yet another hairbrained celebrity cause. Why do these people even think we give a rats paToot what they think about anyway. Rosie O'Donnell??? I won't give my opinion of her cause I would get banned from the sight Immediatly.
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AGREED!

Nothing gets me going more than celebs making political stances of any kind (whether I agree with them or not). This means Bono, Rosie, Sheryl, Tom Cruise, Garrison Keillor, etc...

You get paid to entertain. Here's a quarter, shut up and dance.

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One square of toilet paper? Yeah, right. I guess we now all know why Lance gave her the big heave ho. Butt loafs are neither neat or odorless when you are as fond of red meat as I am. Maybe she should grill up a nice big venison steak and then use one square for the aftermath 6 hours later. :D
The only thing that surprises me about Rosie O'Donnell is that she has an audience. Some people are just a big waste of perfectly good skin.:cool:
 
OK, so I tried 3 squares...

now I KNOW she's crazy.

According to her rations, I won't get more squares for another several weeks!

A some farts take more than 3 squares.
 
TKay said:
One square of toilet paper? Yeah, right. I guess we now all know why Lance gave her the big heave ho. Butt loafs are neither neat or odorless when you are as fond of red meat as I am. Maybe she should grill up a nice big venison steak and then use one square for the aftermath 6 hours later. :D
The only thing that surprises me about Rosie O'Donnell is that she has an audience. Some people are just a big waste of perfectly good skin.:cool:
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I liked Rosie when she had her own show. Wow, she sure has changed. I don't think she resembles the person she was on her own show.
 
kelloggs5TLfan said:
I liked Rosie when she had her own show. Wow, she sure has changed. I don't think she resembles the person she was on her own show.
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She has let being on "The View" go to her head. I stopped watching the show and I bet others have as well.
 
kat2220 said:
She has let being on "The View" go to her head. I stopped watching the show and I bet others have as well.
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Kat, I watched an interview on one of the news shows. This guy said Rosie brought about 500,000 viewers with her. He expects them to leave when she does. I think the view will survive, but that's two people they have to replace. I don't watch the show but once in a while.
 
Sheryl Crow is one serious whack job. She obviously doesn't eat more than a freaking gnat in a 24-hour period. I am not a small individual. I eat quite a bit of food to keep up my 240 pounds or so. I won't go into any unseemly details, but it takes a bit more than 3 squares in a sitting to do the job.

I have never understood why celebrities think we give a crap about what they think on environmental or political issues. What makes her any more credible than a guy who works at the gas station down the street? If anything, I think she has less credibility than he does because he lives in the real word and goes to work every day trying to support himself and his family. He deals with the same stuff that you and I do on a daily basis.

I understand that musicians, actors and the like feel guilty in some ways because they make insane amounts of money to do something millions of people only dream of having the chance to do. They have a lot of time on their hands and things like saving the environment for our children seem like a real feel-good way of spending some of that time. But most of us really don't want to hear it. And the media keeps giving them a forum for their whackiness because they know that some people will tune in to their broadcasts just to hear what some drug-addict ex-porn star thinks about the plight of some endangered species of ****roach in Carjackistan.
 
Selleck went on her show to promote a movie. She took it upon herself to disregard the agreement that she and Selleck had to NOT discuss guns or the NRA. Well she thoroughly went off on him. Selleck being the consumate professional that he is, basically just looked and her in disbelief.
 
How many squares does Tom Sellek use?

I'll bet Rosie uses a whole roll a day! (Double ply)
 
The person who threw the roll on the track today is going to have to use their hand or something else for awhile. They used their quota for a month.
 
Sheryl Crow adopts newborn baby

American singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow has adopted her first child, she has announced on her website.

The Grammy-winning star, known for hits such as All I Wanna Do and Run Baby Run, said the boy was two weeks old and had been called Wyatt Steven.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6649933.stm
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Let's see how she does with the ole toilet paper thing NOW!

Can't wait til Wyatt is 2 and starts TP-ing the house!
 
vanzetti said:
Sheryl Crow adopts newborn baby

American singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow has adopted her first child, she has announced on her website.

The Grammy-winning star, known for hits such as All I Wanna Do and Run Baby Run, said the boy was two weeks old and had been called Wyatt Steven.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6649933.stm
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Let's see how she does with the ole toilet paper thing NOW!

Can't wait til Wyatt is 2 and starts TP-ing the house!
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Hope she uses more than one baby wipey at a time. LOL
 
kat2220 said:
She won't use baby wipes. She will use her hand.
CLOTH diapers too.
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YULK!!!!
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It ain't fair, baby wipes are bigger than TP squares :(
 
For the chronicly mis-informed ... cloth diapers are not more ecologically safe than disposables. In fact, producing cloth diapers alone (materials, labour) is as damaging as producing disposables. But disposables are designed to be biodegradable. They last less than a month in a landfill (contrary to common belief that they're still there hundreds of years later). And all the composants are safe and non-toxic ('cept what the baby puts in). Cloth, however, require the constant input of hot water (heat, co2) and soap (chemicals, phosphates) and labour (electricity, CO2) to keep refurbishing them).

Not to mention that disposables provide to the landfill good bacteria helpful in decomposing other material buried with it.
 
Professur said:
For the chronicly mis-informed ... cloth diapers are not more ecologically safe than disposables. In fact, producing cloth diapers alone (materials, labour) is as damaging as producing disposables. But disposables are designed to be biodegradable. They last less than a month in a landfill (contrary to common belief that they're still there hundreds of years later). And all the composants are safe and non-toxic ('cept what the baby puts in). Cloth, however, require the constant input of hot water (heat, co2) and soap (chemicals, phosphates) and labour (electricity, CO2) to keep refurbishing them).

Not to mention that disposables provide to the landfill good bacteria helpful in decomposing other material buried with it.
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I don't think anyone uses cloth diapers anymore. Disposables are so much easier.
 
tkj24 said:
I don't think anyone uses cloth diapers anymore. Disposables are so much easier.
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I'm sure that disposable diapers are much better than they were when my son was in diapers (17-18 years ago), but I almost had to use cloth diapers. My son was allergic to something in all of the disposable diapers with the exception of Huggies. I had to deal with LOTS of rashes until I got to the Huggies, too!
 
majestyx said:
I'm sure that disposable diapers are much better than they were when my son was in diapers (17-18 years ago), but I almost had to use cloth diapers. My son was allergic to something in all of the disposable diapers with the exception of Huggies. I had to deal with LOTS of rashes until I got to the Huggies, too!
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Huggies did not use latex in the legs, they used spandex. We almost had to use cloth on my oldest daughter too. She could only wear Huggies. :)
 
Not only do lots of people still use cloth, many of them still use the 'diaper service'. There's two of them operating in the Montreal area that I know of. They're the faux-environmentalists that never look beyond the publicity. You know the sort. They drive the hybrid SUVs.
 
tkj24 said:
Songstress Sheryl Crow is calling for a limit on toilet paper.
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Oh brother ...she has gone ...nuts....No wonder Lance Armstrong left her

Who gonna monitor this....nevermind..not going there

LOL
 
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