1 .Do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
start the water, get it to the right temp and then get in.
2.Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
There are directions? Geez, I thought you just poured a little out and washed your hair!
3.Do you moan like the people on the Herbal Essence commercials?
Well, I have moaned, but it wasn't because of the shampoo.
4.Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yep --- think I'll leave it at that.
5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Only when we were small and had gotten dirty outside, so Mom used the water hose on us. Does that count?
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
You mean there are people who don't?
7.Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
You haven't lived til you've dropped a large bottle of Dial Liquid bath soap on your foot.
8.How OLD do you look while wet and when a towel is the only thing on your body?
(expletive deleted) old.
9.How old do you act? Depends on what I'm doing.
10.What’s the last song you sang in the shower?
Don't sing in the shower.
11. What kind of soap do you use?
Dial Liquid --- Mountain Fresh --- whatever the hell that means.
12. What color is your shower?
white
13. What color is your towel?
tan
14. Do you shave in the shower?
only when the hair on the legs gets long enough. At my age, that takes a while
15. Does your shower have a seat in it?
yes --- but it's too damn small for my butt
16. Have you ever been walked in on while you were showering?
Yes
17. Do you have the anti-slip sticky pads on the floor of your shower?
No
18. Do you wear a robe around the house after your shower?
Technically, no --- I slip on a house dress.
19. What kind of shampoo do you use?
head & shoulders
20. Have you ever eaten in the shower?
mmmm-- food, no
21. What is the first thing you think about when you get into the shower?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
start the water, get it to the right temp and then get in.
2.Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
There are directions? Geez, I thought you just poured a little out and washed your hair!
3.Do you moan like the people on the Herbal Essence commercials?
Well, I have moaned, but it wasn't because of the shampoo.
4.Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yep --- think I'll leave it at that.
5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Only when we were small and had gotten dirty outside, so Mom used the water hose on us. Does that count?
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
You mean there are people who don't?
7.Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
You haven't lived til you've dropped a large bottle of Dial Liquid bath soap on your foot.
8.How OLD do you look while wet and when a towel is the only thing on your body?
(expletive deleted) old.
9.How old do you act? Depends on what I'm doing.
10.What’s the last song you sang in the shower?
Don't sing in the shower.
11. What kind of soap do you use?
Dial Liquid --- Mountain Fresh --- whatever the hell that means.
12. What color is your shower?
white
13. What color is your towel?
tan
14. Do you shave in the shower?
only when the hair on the legs gets long enough. At my age, that takes a while
15. Does your shower have a seat in it?
yes --- but it's too damn small for my butt
16. Have you ever been walked in on while you were showering?
Yes
17. Do you have the anti-slip sticky pads on the floor of your shower?
No
18. Do you wear a robe around the house after your shower?
Technically, no --- I slip on a house dress.
19. What kind of shampoo do you use?
head & shoulders
20. Have you ever eaten in the shower?
mmmm-- food, no
21. What is the first thing you think about when you get into the shower?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh