You leave the store
with a steaming cup of cappuccino
and arrive at your car
with a pint of Ben & Jerry's
_Mocha Madness.
Richard Simmons forced
to layer two tank tops.
Last week, you used
your Super Bowl tickets
as fireplace kindling.
You walk into Starbucks,
and a seal with his flippers
wrapped around a latte
yells at you to
"Shut the f-f-friggin' door!!"
Your hands are too frozen to type --
but fortunately, the chattering
of your teeth deceives your boss.
with a steaming cup of cappuccino
and arrive at your car
with a pint of Ben & Jerry's
_Mocha Madness.
Richard Simmons forced
to layer two tank tops.
Last week, you used
your Super Bowl tickets
as fireplace kindling.
You walk into Starbucks,
and a seal with his flippers
wrapped around a latte
yells at you to
"Shut the f-f-friggin' door!!"
Your hands are too frozen to type --
but fortunately, the chattering
of your teeth deceives your boss.
