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cutiepie24
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
>out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> 10 MILES
>
>He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
>second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> 5 MILES
>
>Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he
>drives past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> NEXT RIGHT
>
>
>
>His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the
>far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
>he door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
>lon g black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....He
>answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
>possibly doing business."....."Very well, my son. Please follow me."
>
>He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
>disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please
>knock on this door".............
>
>He does as he is told and is met by another nun in a long habit, holding a
>tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through
>the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".......
>
>He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.... He
> trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
>behind him........As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in
>the parking lot, facing another small sign:
>
> GO IN PEACE.
>
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
>
> BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
>
> SERVES YOU RIGHT,
>
> YOU SINNER.
>
>out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> 10 MILES
>
>He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
>second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> 5 MILES
>
>Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he
>drives past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>
> NEXT RIGHT
>
>
>
>His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the
>far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
>he door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
>lon g black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....He
>answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
>possibly doing business."....."Very well, my son. Please follow me."
>
>He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
>disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please
>knock on this door".............
>
>He does as he is told and is met by another nun in a long habit, holding a
>tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through
>the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".......
>
>He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.... He
> trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
>behind him........As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in
>the parking lot, facing another small sign:
>
> GO IN PEACE.
>
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
>
> BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
>
> SERVES YOU RIGHT,
>
> YOU SINNER.
>
