The Skydiving Redneck!
A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor
and started lessons.
The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull
his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would
jump out right behind him so that they would go down together.
The redneck understood and was ready.
The time came to have the redneck jump from the airplane. The
instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind
him.
The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in
the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord.
The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor
pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The
instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted
past the redneck.
The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his
parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"
A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor
and started lessons.
The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull
his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would
jump out right behind him so that they would go down together.
The redneck understood and was ready.
The time came to have the redneck jump from the airplane. The
instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind
him.
The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in
the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord.
The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor
pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The
instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted
past the redneck.
The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his
parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"