A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.00.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on
the street in front of the bank; she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a
$250,000.00 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000.00 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000.00 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and
this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While
you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000.00?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
FINALLY, a Smart Blonde joke!
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.00.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on
the street in front of the bank; she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a
$250,000.00 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000.00 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000.00 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and
this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While
you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000.00?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
FINALLY, a Smart Blonde joke!
