A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The class, of course, does its best to stifle their giggles and snickers,
etc. Silence is restored, the teacher smiles smpathetically at the student,shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
etc. Silence is restored, the teacher smiles smpathetically at the student,shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
