Sneezing Frenzy

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Subject: Sneezing lady

A woman and a man were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed
yet
again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking
ever more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and
said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times,
wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical
condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have
never heard of that condition before" he said. " Are you taking
anything for it?

"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
 
Thats funny! Now every time I see a lady sneeze,,, I can not keep from laughing! ;)
 
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