Snooki will be honorary starter at Richmond

Snookie? Why would anyone want that mess as part of their show?

Kim's is gorgeous, but her back end would never fit NASCAR's tempate.
 
Is this a cross promotion for Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? I mean, Snookie does look like and oompa-loompa:eek:
 
Hopefully she'll wave the flag from the racing surface while standing in front of the field as opposed to from the flagman's stand.
 
NA$CAR needs to quit trying to embrace the MTV crowd and Hollywood. Instead they should let the returning Vets be Grand Marshals.
 
Maybe she will get punched in the face, again. Maybe we could have a marine punch her in the mouth. :D
 
NA$CAR needs to quit trying to embrace the MTV crowd and Hollywood. Instead they should let the returning Vets be Grand Marshals.

We may not agree on much, but we agree on this!

:beerbang::beerbang::beerbang:
 
Well, she IS a local Icon...:rolleyes:

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Why, why, why? I feel my hatred for NASCAR growing every week. I understand people in the military, sponsor CEOs , political figures and sports personalities but when they use "celebrities" who are only famous for being a fat whore then it's time for NASCAR to just stop and reevaluate themselves. Thats just ****ing stupid.
 
well dont tell me what time the green flag is just tell me what time lap 50 will be rolling around. Ill turn it on then.
 
I'm glad "local" ain't anywhere near here.

Agreed! Instead we have "The OC", Real Housewives of Orange County and Beverly Hills, Dr. Drew's Rehab, Charlie Sheen and The Kardashians. We have it so much better in SoCal...
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
I saw this and almost choked on my iced tea. I don't know whose lamebrain idea this was, but it's a crock of horse apples.

Nascar has stooped to a new low that is for sure. All those reality show so called "icons" are really lame. I don't know how people can watch those shows, they are ridiculous, meaningless, and certainly a waste of time, but to each their own. Not entertainment IMO.
 
Nascar has stooped to a new low that is for sure. All those reality show so called "icons" are really lame. I don't know how people can watch those shows, they are ridiculous, meaningless, and certainly a waste of time, but to each their own. Not entertainment IMO.

True story. You know what they say, "Simple minds..."
 
Agreed! Instead we have "The OC", Real Housewives of Orange County and Beverly Hills, Dr. Drew's Rehab, Charlie Sheen and The Kardashians. We have it so much better in SoCal...
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


I don't like any of them but IMO The Kardashians aren't as bad as the Jersey Shore people.
 
Yeah, when I think NASCAR, I think Snooki.:rolleyes:

Did you guys hear that even Abercrombie and Fitch were trying to distance themselves from the Jersy Shore cast, by offering to pay them to stop wearing their clothes? lol.

The next thing you're gonna tell me is that a caveman is going to lead the charge for the starting of engines @ Chicagoland Speedway.
 
...The next thing you're gonna tell me is that a caveman is going to lead the charge for the starting of engines @ Chicagoland Speedway.

Well, actually...

Joliet, Ill. – August 17, 2011 – After months of stuffing ballot boxes at NASCAR Sprint Cup Series races across the country, countless pleading phone calls to track officials, failed attempts at face-to-face meetings with various politicians, and more than a few scrapes with track security, the Caveman finally got the phone call he's been waiting for his entire life.
The Caveman will be honored as the Grand Marshal of a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race, and by chance the race happens to be the GEICO 400 at Chicagoland Speedway on September 18, where the Caveman will officially start the 2011 Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
"Is this for real?" a stunned Caveman asked when told of the news. "I mean seriously, did you just say I would be the Grand Marshal of the GEICO 400? There's 38 NASCAR races a year and I get picked for the race that GEICO sponsors? It figures..."
As Grand Marshal, the Caveman will utter the most famous words in motorsports when he instructs the drivers, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Track officials are hopeful the special occasion goes off without a hitch, with one representative noting that "it's so easy a caveman can do it."
 
Well, actually...

Joliet, Ill. – August 17, 2011 – After months of stuffing ballot boxes at NASCAR Sprint Cup Series races across the country, countless pleading phone calls to track officials, failed attempts at face-to-face meetings with various politicians, and more than a few scrapes with track security, the Caveman finally got the phone call he's been waiting for his entire life.
The Caveman will be honored as the Grand Marshal of a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race, and by chance the race happens to be the GEICO 400 at Chicagoland Speedway on September 18, where the Caveman will officially start the 2011 Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
"Is this for real?" a stunned Caveman asked when told of the news. "I mean seriously, did you just say I would be the Grand Marshal of the GEICO 400? There's 38 NASCAR races a year and I get picked for the race that GEICO sponsors? It figures..."
As Grand Marshal, the Caveman will utter the most famous words in motorsports when he instructs the drivers, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Track officials are hopeful the special occasion goes off without a hitch, with one representative noting that "it's so easy a caveman can do it."

I sure hope the caveman doesn't do that girlie headtoss and hands on hips routine. Sometimes I wonder if it's a clever way to put a gay couple on the screen without offending the ever-anal far right.
 
Isn't it the race promoter or track operator who chooses the Grand Marshall, whatever numbskull butchers the National Anthem and stuff like that? I don't know how much input NASCAR has in those decisions. But I'll bet that they could VETO a decision if it was horrendous enough...
 
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