So I Got This Book..

SlicedBread22

SlicedBread22

3x!
Joined
Jan 15, 2013
Messages
12,287
Points
1,033
Location
Welland, Ontario
"Trading Paint - 101 Greatest NASCAR Debates"
by Jerry Bronkowski



I open it up and read the first page.. and I just had to share this because I think it's hilarious and I think most of you would agree that this describes us perfectly... or at least it will make you laugh ur ass off lol



"There's only one thing NASCAR fans love more than stock car racing. No, it's not beer, though that's a very close second. Looking at pretty girls? Not even close, amazingly enough. What NASCAR fans really enjoy is arguing, or as it is known in more genteel society: debating."
"Walk into your local watering hole on a midsummer Sunday afternoon, round up a group of NASCAR fans, and ask them to tell you about the greatest stock car driver of all time. You'll hear passionate, top-of-the-lungs endorsements of King Richard Petty, David "The Silver Fox" Pearson and the great intimidator, Dale Earnhardt. Each case will be back by a veritable encyclopedia of supporting evidence- some of it legitimate, most of it not- designed simply to "one up" the evidence presented in support of the previous driver. There will be more finger-pointing, chest thumping, browbeating, and name-calling than in any three Jerry Springer episodes, and you'll experience a level of religious zealotry that your local al-Qaeda recruiter can only dream of."​



I know Im going a bit overboard with the threads today but I HAD to put this up... this describes us to a tee.. LOL


That last line kills me :XXROFL:

I think this is going to be a good read.
 
Could be said about every other sport bro.
 
reck said:
You're thinking of hockey chex.

If you're not missing a few front teeth, you're not trying.
Click to expand...

I think without fighting, hockey would actually be more violent. You would see more stick work, worse injuries. A stick to face > fist to face.
 
FenderBumper said:
Yep, that's use for sure.

I still get a laugh from the old Rodney Dangerfield line about attending a boxing match. "The other night I went to the fights, and a Hockey game broke out"
Click to expand...

Fighting on skates isn't as easy as it seems :)
 
SlicedBread22 said:
"Trading Paint - 101 Greatest NASCAR Debates"
by Jerry Bronkowski



I open it up and read the first page.. and I just had to share this because I think it's hilarious and I think most of you would agree that this describes us perfectly... or at least it will make you laugh ur ass off lol



"There's only one thing NASCAR fans love more than stock car racing. No, it's not beer, though that's a very close second. Looking at pretty girls? Not even close, amazingly enough. What NASCAR fans really enjoy is arguing, or as it is known in more genteel society: debating."
"Walk into your local watering hole on a midsummer Sunday afternoon, round up a group of NASCAR fans, and ask them to tell you about the greatest stock car driver of all time. You'll hear passionate, top-of-the-lungs endorsements of King Richard Petty, David "The Silver Fox" Pearson and the great intimidator, Dale Earnhardt. Each case will be back by a veritable encyclopedia of supporting evidence- some of it legitimate, most of it not- designed simply to "one up" the evidence presented in support of the previous driver. There will be more finger-pointing, chest thumping, browbeating, and name-calling than in any three Jerry Springer episodes, and you'll experience a level of religious zealotry that your local al-Qaeda recruiter can only dream of."​



I know Im going a bit overboard with the threads today but I HAD to put this up... this describes us to a tee.. LOL


That last line kills me :XXROFL:

I think this is going to be a good read.
Click to expand...
We are all avoiding the obvious. He actually bought a book! Throwback!
image.jpg
 
#17D500winner said:
Can you imagine if 10 of us here ever got together in the same bar for a short track race :eek:
Click to expand...

Thats like the Rodney dangerfield quote....I went to a bar and there was a fight. A race broke out somewhere in there...
 
#17D500winner said:
Can you imagine if 10 of us here ever got together in the same bar for a short track race :eek:
Click to expand...


Depending on who the 10 were it could be VERY interesting, hell we could even end up in the same holding cell after the cops show up to defuse the mess. Wouldnt that be fun :boxing::owquitit:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom