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cutiepie24
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A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He
>asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
>minutes? I'll explain why later."
>The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, two MP's came
>running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the
>road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MP's disappeared,
>the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank
>you enough Sister, but you see, I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun
>said she understood.
>The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
>have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"
>The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
>seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go
>to Iraq either."
>asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
>minutes? I'll explain why later."
>The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, two MP's came
>running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the
>road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MP's disappeared,
>the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank
>you enough Sister, but you see, I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun
>said she understood.
>The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
>have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"
>The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
>seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go
>to Iraq either."
Good one.