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Guest
Delta and Southwest Airlines
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, while at the
same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men
of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we
should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings and the airline industry would have
record sales. Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, while at the
same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men
of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we
should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings and the airline industry would have
record sales. Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
