Very deep...
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "Implants?" She hit me.
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Sign in a Chinese pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "Implants?" She hit me.
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Sign in a Chinese pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
Deeper than a Chinese well Kat!