" Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers." - Socrates
"If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance." - Al
Bernstein
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red
Buttons
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for
anyone." - John Ciardi
and tyrannize their teachers." - Socrates
"If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance." - Al
Bernstein
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red
Buttons
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for
anyone." - John Ciardi
