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4xchampncountin
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I could really use a good laugh tonight. Anybody have anything?
97forever
Team Owner
mmmmm?An old cowboy,an american indian and a muslim got on a bus,right?
The cowboy chewed his toothpick,the indian stared out the window and the rag-uh-muslim began to chuckle.
"We will crush the infidels!"He said in a cheerfull voice.
The Cowboy ignored him and the indian said glumly;"We once were many...but now we are few"...
The muslim laughed and said:"That shows you are weak!"
The indian didnt respond and stared back out the window blankly.
"And what do you think,infidel...doesnt that prove his people are weak"...the muslim asked the cowboy."We are many and powerful...that proves we are right!"
The cowboy never stopped gnawing on his toothpick and said:
"Nope...it just proves we ain't played cowboys and muslims yet!"
The cowboy chewed his toothpick,the indian stared out the window and the rag-uh-muslim began to chuckle.
"We will crush the infidels!"He said in a cheerfull voice.
The Cowboy ignored him and the indian said glumly;"We once were many...but now we are few"...
The muslim laughed and said:"That shows you are weak!"
The indian didnt respond and stared back out the window blankly.
"And what do you think,infidel...doesnt that prove his people are weak"...the muslim asked the cowboy."We are many and powerful...that proves we are right!"
The cowboy never stopped gnawing on his toothpick and said:
"Nope...it just proves we ain't played cowboys and muslims yet!"
It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism. They have promised to commit two of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets.
However ...... after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe,two Mounties and a flying squirrel........
However ...... after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe,two Mounties and a flying squirrel........
:lol: 
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boB
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An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking his ceremonial pipe and eyeing the two reporters sent to interview him.
"Chief" one of the reporters began, "You have watched the white man for over 90 years. You've observed his wars and his material wealth, you've seen his progress and the damage he has done to the environment."
"This is all true." agreed the Chief.
The reporter continued, "Considering all these events, where, in your opinion, did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the reporters in silence for several minutes, and then calmly replied,
"When the white man came to this land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt. Buffalo were plentiful, beaver were plentiful.
Women did all the work.
Medicine man did not charge for health care.
Indian men spent all day hunting and fishing; all night making love to women."
The Chief leaned back, took a deep draw on his pipe, smiled and continued,
"White man was stupid enough to think he could improve on a system like that."
"Chief" one of the reporters began, "You have watched the white man for over 90 years. You've observed his wars and his material wealth, you've seen his progress and the damage he has done to the environment."
"This is all true." agreed the Chief.
The reporter continued, "Considering all these events, where, in your opinion, did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the reporters in silence for several minutes, and then calmly replied,
"When the white man came to this land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt. Buffalo were plentiful, beaver were plentiful.
Women did all the work.
Medicine man did not charge for health care.
Indian men spent all day hunting and fishing; all night making love to women."
The Chief leaned back, took a deep draw on his pipe, smiled and continued,
"White man was stupid enough to think he could improve on a system like that."
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BebiF1
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bowtie
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FOURISIS
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Did you hear about Iraq closing all K-Marts and Wal-Marts?
It seems they are now becoming Targets!
It seems they are now becoming Targets!
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4xchampncountin
Guest
Thanks a lot guys. Those were all pretty good.