Sometimes what happens in Bristol doesn't stay in Bristol

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I can't say I'm sorry I missed this.....

If he hadn't been naked, cops might not have found raccoon

NASCAR fans got an eyeful over the weekend in Bristol, Tenn., when they spotted a man streaking across a busy parking lot near the track.

Police said they arrested Joshua Greene, 27, from Parkersburg, W.Va., for streaking through the lot off Route 394 Saturday afternoon.

"I'm walking up through here and here he comes, back up and stops in front of the band waving and spinning in circles and stuff," explained Tim Lee, a witness, to WCYB-TV.

Police gave chase and caught Greene in a nearby neighborhood.

The incident got even stranger when police officers found Greene's car. In it, officers said, they discovered Greene's girlfriend and a furry companion.

"With that we also found that he and a companion were in possession of a raccoon," said Bristol Police Capt. Matt Austin.

Police called in the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency to take the masked animal into custody.

"They said his girlfriend rescued it from a park, but as far as where it actually came from, we couldn't really say for sure," Austin said.

Greene is facing charges of public intoxication, indecent exposure and possible additional charges from the wildlife agency.
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From here.

If one of you Mods thinks this needs to be moved, go for it.
 
I heard that the streaker tried to hide in a nearby Church, but he didn't hide very well and the police caught him by the organ.
 
FenderBumper said:
I heard that the streaker tried to hide in a nearby Church, but he didn't hide very well and the police caught him by the organ.
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I don't know whether to boo you or applaud you for that one, FB! :D

Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...

Ray Stevens
 
Why do the streakers have to always be men, or some women with enough belly and belly buttons to make you seasick.


Their the ones giving it a bad name.
 
They had a better weekend with a raccoon then this guy did

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece


Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."
 
Greg said:
They had a better weekend with a raccoon then this guy did

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece


Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."
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The Yelana Bobbit of the Russian woods enjoys a beer dog. Epic.
 
I'm glad I parked on the other end of the track and didn't have to see that. :eek:
 
Greg said:
They had a better weekend with a raccoon then this guy did

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece


Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."
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Maybe Extenze can get it back for him.:eek:
 
Greg said:
They had a better weekend with a raccoon then this guy did

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece


Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."
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There's some really good looking Russian gals and this guys jumping a RACOON????
 
Living in WV, this story was on our local news last night. Pretty funny....not every day you hear "a man streaks and wildlife officials had to be called!" LOL
 
Well, at least the dumb MOFO won't be able to breed, eh?? :rolleyes:
 
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