South Carolina Statistics

Betsy

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South Carolina statistics:

3 South Carolinians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 South Carolinians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 South Carolinians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the lights were plugged in.

8 South Carolinians had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 South Carolinians were admitted to Emergency rooms in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

and finally.........

In 2007 eight South Carolinians cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
:rolleyes:
 
South Carolina statistics:

3 South Carolinians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 South Carolinians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 South Carolinians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the lights were plugged in.


Considering I do all three of these, I guess I should stay away from SC... there must be some cosmic force of unluckiness down there...

<vanzetti calls shenanigans>

:cheers:
 
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