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I found this while cleaning out some old email folders yesterday. The lady who sent it to me says it's true....
An elderly lady in Florida finished her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with the vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, screaming as loudly as she could, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, they got out and ran for their lives!
The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back seat of the car and climbed behind the wheel. She was so shaken that she couldn't get the key into the ignition no matter how she tried.
Then it dawned on her!
A few minutes later she found her own car a few spaces down so she transferred her groceries and drove to the nearest police station.
The sargent who listened to her story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the further end of the counter where four men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman, described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and brandishing a large hand gun.
No charges were filed.
I guess you could say that if you're going to have a senior moment, you might just as well make it a memorable one!
An elderly lady in Florida finished her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with the vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, screaming as loudly as she could, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, they got out and ran for their lives!
The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back seat of the car and climbed behind the wheel. She was so shaken that she couldn't get the key into the ignition no matter how she tried.
Then it dawned on her!
A few minutes later she found her own car a few spaces down so she transferred her groceries and drove to the nearest police station.
The sargent who listened to her story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the further end of the counter where four men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman, described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and brandishing a large hand gun.
No charges were filed.
I guess you could say that if you're going to have a senior moment, you might just as well make it a memorable one!
