Strange "Animal" Quotes:
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he
will make a fool of himself too. - Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with
the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. - Samuel
Butler
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was
difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. - Bill
Dana (William Szathmary)
"Moo" may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. - Mason
Cooley "City Aphorisms"
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the
middle. - Ian Fleming
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he
will make a fool of himself too. - Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with
the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. - Samuel
Butler
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was
difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. - Bill
Dana (William Szathmary)
"Moo" may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. - Mason
Cooley "City Aphorisms"
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the
middle. - Ian Fleming
