>A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND
>THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON DAYS THAT STARTED WITH
>THE LETTER "T".
>FOR EXAMPLE:
>TUESDAY
>THURSDAY
>THANKSGIVING
>TODAY
>TOMORROW
>THATURDAY AND THUNDAY
>_________________________________
>WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED........
>A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE
>MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT:
>5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.
>12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE TOILET.
>83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME.
>__________________________________
>THE PERFECT BREAKFAST...as a man sees it...
>YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES.
>YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY.
>AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
>(A) NUDITY
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
>(A) 45 LBS.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
>(A) 45 MINUTES.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART"
>(A) THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE MALE?
>(A) A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHY DID OJ SIMPSON MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?
>(A) EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
>(A) A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE
>CAGE,
>ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
>(A) ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN
>FAIRYTALE?
>(A) A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "ONCE UPON A TIME." A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE
>BEGINS, "Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS ****
>THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON DAYS THAT STARTED WITH
>THE LETTER "T".
>FOR EXAMPLE:
>TUESDAY
>THURSDAY
>THANKSGIVING
>TODAY
>TOMORROW
>THATURDAY AND THUNDAY
>_________________________________
>WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED........
>A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE
>MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT:
>5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.
>12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE TOILET.
>83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME.
>__________________________________
>THE PERFECT BREAKFAST...as a man sees it...
>YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES.
>YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY.
>AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
>(A) NUDITY
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
>(A) 45 LBS.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
>(A) 45 MINUTES.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART"
>(A) THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE MALE?
>(A) A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHY DID OJ SIMPSON MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?
>(A) EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
>(A) A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE
>CAGE,
>ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
>(A) ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
>__________________________________
>(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN
>FAIRYTALE?
>(A) A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "ONCE UPON A TIME." A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE
>BEGINS, "Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS ****
