Subject: Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
say, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the
hell off now....cause this is the last stop!
'And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on,
get your asses on the train.... cause we're going on
down the tracks.'
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I
want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two Hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say... 'All passengers
please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon.'
She heard her little darling continue... 'For those of
you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For
those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, PLEASE see the bitch in the kitchen...'
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
say, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the
hell off now....cause this is the last stop!
'And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on,
get your asses on the train.... cause we're going on
down the tracks.'
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I
want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two Hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say... 'All passengers
please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon.'
She heard her little darling continue... 'For those of
you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For
those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, PLEASE see the bitch in the kitchen...'
