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Down south, Flash called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Flash, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food joints fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Flash."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still can't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But, why are you asking?
"Well, I was thinkin'... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
"Yes, Flash, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food joints fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Flash."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still can't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But, why are you asking?
"Well, I was thinkin'... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
