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A minister was giving a sermon on the evils of excess and some vices and thought it would be more effective to use a demonstration.
He open a box containing four earthworms and placed one worm in each glass jar.
The first jar contained alcohol (Jack Daniels).
The seconf jar contained cigarette smoke (Camels).
The third jar was filled with dark, rich, chocolate (Godiva).
And the fourth jar was filled with clean soil.
The service continued for a bit, hymns were sung and after twenty minutes, the sermon began in earnest and the preacher opend jar number 1 and found the worm, DEAD!
He opened jar number two and found the worm DEAD!
He opened jar number three and found the worm DEAD!
He opened jar number four and pulled out a live, healthy worm!
Feeling quite proud of himself for thinking of using the demonstration, he asked the congregation, "what have you learned from this demonstration?"
A lady jumped up and said, if you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't get worms!
He open a box containing four earthworms and placed one worm in each glass jar.
The first jar contained alcohol (Jack Daniels).
The seconf jar contained cigarette smoke (Camels).
The third jar was filled with dark, rich, chocolate (Godiva).
And the fourth jar was filled with clean soil.
The service continued for a bit, hymns were sung and after twenty minutes, the sermon began in earnest and the preacher opend jar number 1 and found the worm, DEAD!
He opened jar number two and found the worm DEAD!
He opened jar number three and found the worm DEAD!
He opened jar number four and pulled out a live, healthy worm!
Feeling quite proud of himself for thinking of using the demonstration, he asked the congregation, "what have you learned from this demonstration?"
A lady jumped up and said, if you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't get worms!
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