A man was new in town and caught the flu, so he went to see a doctor.
The doctor gave him three prescriptions.
Before the man left the doctor's office, he asked for directions to the
Nearest pharmacy. The doctor said, "Go six blocks down and you will see
A pharmacy on the left hand side."
The man followed the doctor's directions and had no trouble finding the
Pharmacy. As he got out of his car, he noticed a gigantic sign which
Read: "The Giant Pharmacy where you get more for your money."
He walked in and gave the pharmacist the three prescriptions. When his
Name was called, he noticed that the clerk placed a gigantic container
Of antibiotics on the counter, and then had trouble picking up a huge
Bottle of cough syrup.
The man became alarmed and, before the clerk walked away to bring the
Third prescription, he yelled "Excuse me sir, the suppositories –- I
Don't want them!!"
The doctor gave him three prescriptions.
Before the man left the doctor's office, he asked for directions to the
Nearest pharmacy. The doctor said, "Go six blocks down and you will see
A pharmacy on the left hand side."
The man followed the doctor's directions and had no trouble finding the
Pharmacy. As he got out of his car, he noticed a gigantic sign which
Read: "The Giant Pharmacy where you get more for your money."
He walked in and gave the pharmacist the three prescriptions. When his
Name was called, he noticed that the clerk placed a gigantic container
Of antibiotics on the counter, and then had trouble picking up a huge
Bottle of cough syrup.
The man became alarmed and, before the clerk walked away to bring the
Third prescription, he yelled "Excuse me sir, the suppositories –- I
Don't want them!!"