Survivor-Texas Style

[BobbyFord]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows on TV, Texas is doing a new one entitled,
"Survivor - Texas Style"

The contestants will start in Dallas and drive to Waco, Austin , San Antonio , Houston , and down to Brownsville .

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
Then go back to Dallas through Abilene and Fort Worth. Each will be driving a pink VW Beetle with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay"
"I Love the Dixie Chicks"
"Boycott Beef"
"I Voted for John Kerry"
" George Strait Sucks"
"Hillary in 2008"
"Welcome Katrina Victims"
"I'm here to confiscate your Guns"


The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

 

[tkj24]

I'm at the back of the line.

 

[Benevolent One]

I'm not thinking anybody is gonna make it back alive

 

[tkj24]

I'm not thinking anybody is gonna make it back alive

Me either. That is why I am hiding in the back hoping all the cars are gone by the time I get there.

 

[Magnethead]

somewhere between san antonio and houston will be when most of them are voted off the planet.....

i went to both for school ag trailer.....yea not looking too greatly forward to next year. My friends that went to san angelo said they saw a guy on a crotch rocket with a 9 mm in his back pocket... :!