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I saw this on another message board this morning and figured it was too good not to share.
TACT:
A husband and wife were getting ready for bed, the wife standing in front of the full-length mirror taking a long, hard look at herself.
"You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are nearly down to my waist and my butt is hanging out a mile. Not only that, but I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Please tell me something to make me feel better about myself."
After a moment of serious thought, he says to her in a soft, comforting voice,"Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."
There will be no calling hours. Female friends of the family are invited to attend graveside services Saturday morning at 10:00 AM at the family plot in St. Lambert's cemetary.
TACT:
A husband and wife were getting ready for bed, the wife standing in front of the full-length mirror taking a long, hard look at herself.
"You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are nearly down to my waist and my butt is hanging out a mile. Not only that, but I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Please tell me something to make me feel better about myself."
After a moment of serious thought, he says to her in a soft, comforting voice,"Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."
There will be no calling hours. Female friends of the family are invited to attend graveside services Saturday morning at 10:00 AM at the family plot in St. Lambert's cemetary.
