F-ING FCC FINES CUSSING KERRY A COOL MILLION--KERRY RESPONDS, '%@#&!'
03/23/04 MOUNT BALDY, Idaho
First, he used the F-word in an interview with Rolling Stone. (RealStony @ rollingstone.com)
Then, he used the SOB-word when questioned by reporters after a snowboarding mishap. (RealStory @ drudgereport.com)
Now Congress and the FCC have made Senator John Kerry their poster boy for indecency by fining him a million dollars for his indiscretions, or $500,000 for each profane outburst--exactly the amount recommended by Kerry's own legislative body, the US Senate. (RealStory @ catholicexchange.com)
"Who the (deleted) do those sons of (deleteds) think they are?" Kerry fumed before being informed that it was he and his Senate colleagues who were responsible for the draconian fines.
"Oh. Then who the (deleted) do I think I am?" he continued. "I don't blame me, though. I voted against the half million dollar fines, after I voted for the half million dollar fines."
"Besides," Kerry added, "wasn't it George W. Bush who called a New York Times reporter an (deleted)hole during the last election?" (RealStory @ salon.com)
Reactions to the Kerry fines were mixed.
"Serves the (deleted)hole right," President Bush chuckled.
"That's outrageous!" screamed Howard Dean. "I'm going to the (deleted) FCC! And I'm going to the (deleted) ACLU!! And I'm going to the (deleted) SPCA!!!"
"Makes me respect him even more," declared Howard Stern with deadly seriousness. "John Kerry can (delete) my wife's (deleted) any time he wants.
"Hell, he can (delete) my (deleted) for all I care. I love the guy!"
©2004 Real(deleted)StupidNews.com
03/23/04 MOUNT BALDY, Idaho
First, he used the F-word in an interview with Rolling Stone. (RealStony @ rollingstone.com)
Then, he used the SOB-word when questioned by reporters after a snowboarding mishap. (RealStory @ drudgereport.com)
Now Congress and the FCC have made Senator John Kerry their poster boy for indecency by fining him a million dollars for his indiscretions, or $500,000 for each profane outburst--exactly the amount recommended by Kerry's own legislative body, the US Senate. (RealStory @ catholicexchange.com)
"Who the (deleted) do those sons of (deleteds) think they are?" Kerry fumed before being informed that it was he and his Senate colleagues who were responsible for the draconian fines.
"Oh. Then who the (deleted) do I think I am?" he continued. "I don't blame me, though. I voted against the half million dollar fines, after I voted for the half million dollar fines."
"Besides," Kerry added, "wasn't it George W. Bush who called a New York Times reporter an (deleted)hole during the last election?" (RealStory @ salon.com)
Reactions to the Kerry fines were mixed.
"Serves the (deleted)hole right," President Bush chuckled.
"That's outrageous!" screamed Howard Dean. "I'm going to the (deleted) FCC! And I'm going to the (deleted) ACLU!! And I'm going to the (deleted) SPCA!!!"
"Makes me respect him even more," declared Howard Stern with deadly seriousness. "John Kerry can (delete) my wife's (deleted) any time he wants.
"Hell, he can (delete) my (deleted) for all I care. I love the guy!"
©2004 Real(deleted)StupidNews.com
