A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night , and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's that big brass gong ?" One of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup, " replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering thump , and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly , someone the other side of the wall screamed, "You *&#$*#... it's three-fifteen in the morning!!"
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"What's that big brass gong ?" One of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup, " replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering thump , and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly , someone the other side of the wall screamed, "You *&#$*#... it's three-fifteen in the morning!!"
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