I can't believe some of these are real toys! I do know that the Breaking Bad dolls are real, though.
http://www.chron.com/life/mom-houston/gallery/Inappropriate-children-039-s-toys-98714.php
Roadkill Toys: Why cuddle with a sweet teddy bear when you can go to sleep with Smudge the Squirrel or Splodge the Hedgehog. You can pull the guts right from their bellies. Amazon, $25.
http://www.chron.com/life/mom-houston/gallery/Inappropriate-children-039-s-toys-98714.php
Roadkill Toys: Why cuddle with a sweet teddy bear when you can go to sleep with Smudge the Squirrel or Splodge the Hedgehog. You can pull the guts right from their bellies. Amazon, $25.