I think we could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed
sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would
pay more
taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got
older.
(some of us)
It would also promote family values. How would you like to
come
home to your wife and have her ask, "Honey, why is your tax
bill
larger than mine" Or be a teenager and come home to your
dad with
your tax bill in his hand.
We wouldn't have to pay people to work for the IRS, they
would be
paying to work there just so they could review people's
returns.
Locker room conversations would change... "Get a load of
this
tax bill!"
The forms would change a little also. We would now have a
1040Quickee.
And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase..
"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would
pay more
taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got
older.
(some of us)
It would also promote family values. How would you like to
come
home to your wife and have her ask, "Honey, why is your tax
bill
larger than mine" Or be a teenager and come home to your
dad with
your tax bill in his hand.
We wouldn't have to pay people to work for the IRS, they
would be
paying to work there just so they could review people's
returns.
Locker room conversations would change... "Get a load of
this
tax bill!"
The forms would change a little also. We would now have a
1040Quickee.
And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase..
"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."