Ten more bits of mindclutter

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Gotta throw this stuff out to make room more.:)

1 - A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

2 - The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"

3 - The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

4 - Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David;
Clubs - Alexander the Great;
Hearts -Charlemagne;
and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

5 - Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

6 - Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

7 - An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

8 - The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

9 - The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

10 - Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.
 
Gee, thanks. Noe I'll sit up all *&$%@ night trying to figure out why a damn duck's quack won't echo. :satisfied
 
OK, HS...does a duck call echo? This is gonna bug the daylights out of me...
 
some funny stuff!!! I will be check out a map now to see where Reno and LA are!!
 
i wonder if that ostrich phrase is the same about some humans too?:rolleyes:
 
TWF;

In a scientific experiment just conducted from my deck.

1 - A duck call does not echo

2 - Neither does a turkey call

3 - Neither does my hollering

My neighbor has apparently notified the proper authorities of this phenomenon!!:D
 
If you need a good probation officer I work with some. If you need a bad one I can help ya out.
 
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