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Subject: Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2008
*Number 10*
Life is sexually transmitted.
*Number 9*
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
*Number 8*
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
*Number 7*
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
*Number 6*
Some people are like a Slinky . . . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
*Number 5*
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
*Number 4*
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
*Number 3*
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
*Number 2*
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
*And The Number 1 Thought For 2008*
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
*Number 10*
Life is sexually transmitted.
*Number 9*
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
*Number 8*
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
*Number 7*
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
*Number 6*
Some people are like a Slinky . . . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
*Number 5*
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
*Number 4*
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
*Number 3*
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
*Number 2*
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
*And The Number 1 Thought For 2008*
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.