Texas Ranger and the Yankee
A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche
(inhabited by a Yankee) after it had run a stop
sign.
He walked up to the car door and said, "Sir, May I
see your driver's license and registration
please?"
The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last
intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles
of me!"
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a
complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with
caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!
"It's no joke, sir".
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop,
saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded
with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to
come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I
may see your license and ..."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL!
What's the matter, all the doughnut shops
closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see
your license and registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between
slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."
The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the
driver, "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened
the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out,
and proceeded to methodically beat him over the
head with his nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or
come to a complete stop?"
This is why we Texans love our Texas Rangers.
Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas.
A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche
(inhabited by a Yankee) after it had run a stop
sign.
He walked up to the car door and said, "Sir, May I
see your driver's license and registration
please?"
The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last
intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles
of me!"
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a
complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with
caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!
"It's no joke, sir".
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop,
saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded
with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to
come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I
may see your license and ..."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL!
What's the matter, all the doughnut shops
closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see
your license and registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between
slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."
The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the
driver, "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened
the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out,
and proceeded to methodically beat him over the
head with his nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or
come to a complete stop?"
This is why we Texans love our Texas Rangers.
Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas.
