Texts From Last Race: What went down after Richmond?

[dpkimmel2001]

NASCAR returned to the track on Saturday ... and boy were things hot in Richmond.

Marcos Ambrose is still fired up at Casey Mears. Clint Bowyer wants to know his secret. And just what does Brian France think about the whole thing?

 

[Magicmiler]

Priceless...

 

[Reck]

LOL Brian France stole this one.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

There were a lot of great quotes in this one.

 

[DanicaFreak]

Sliced will go nuts

 

[SpeedPagan]

ROFL! I could actually see Brian France say that.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Actions detrimental to stock car racing by way beneficial to marketing materials

 

[ToyYoda]

I knew these were gonna be really good this week.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

ROTFLMAO Those are GOOD!

 

[Rockears001]

I could see action figures. Ad says: "Get your own Ambrose with lightning fast punching action abd Mears with changable Black Eye!"

 

[FenderBumper]

lol Best one yet. I bet Brad rants because he wasn't even mentioned.

 

[ToyYoda]

lol Best one yet. I bet Brad rants because he wasn't even mentioned.

Brad would have texted, but Kenseth blocked his texts

 

[SlicedBread22]

Crouching koala hidden wallabee

 

[Marcingak]

Haha these are hilarious. By the way, what texting app are they using?

 

[Mopardh9]

Actions detrimental to stock car racing by way beneficial to marketing materials

There is much truth in this i think!

 

[DUN24]

TIL Brian France is the love-child of Donald Trump and the talking 55 Gallon drum in the NAPA commercials.


Clint Bowyer.. Lmfao. Every time

 

[Marcingak]

All this time I thought these texts were real but I just found out some dude named nascarcasm writes them each week. Bummer