Thanksgiving Divorce

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A
man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before
Thanksgiving and says:

"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
that your mother and I
are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We
can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.

"We're
sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your
sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son
calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"No way they're getting
divorced, I'll take care of this!!!"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and
screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing
until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there
tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs
up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay,
they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way ."
 
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