Bobw
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A guy is watching football when his wife says the light has been flickering in the hall for a week. He is angry that she interrupted the game and says. "Do I look like I have electrician on my forehead?"
She also says the front door steps are broken and he replies, "Do I look like have carpenter on my forehead?"
He has enough so he goes to the bar to watch the game and after the game and a few beers he feels bad about what he said so he heads home to say he is sorry.
When he gets there the light works and the steps are fixed. He asks how it got done. The wife answers, " A young man came by and saw me crying after you left and offered to help. He did the repairs and when I offered to pay he said, 'You can bake me a cake or you can go to bed with me'."
"What kind of cake did you bake?" the husband asks.
She replies, "Do I look like I have Sara Lee on my forehead?"
You were warned, it is a BAZINGA!
She also says the front door steps are broken and he replies, "Do I look like have carpenter on my forehead?"
He has enough so he goes to the bar to watch the game and after the game and a few beers he feels bad about what he said so he heads home to say he is sorry.
When he gets there the light works and the steps are fixed. He asks how it got done. The wife answers, " A young man came by and saw me crying after you left and offered to help. He did the repairs and when I offered to pay he said, 'You can bake me a cake or you can go to bed with me'."
"What kind of cake did you bake?" the husband asks.
She replies, "Do I look like I have Sara Lee on my forehead?"
You were warned, it is a BAZINGA!