barelypure
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There was once a girl on a carriage ride with her mother. It was a cold blistery January day and the girl told her mother that her hands were cold so the mother told her to put her hands between her legs and they would warm up. She did and they warmed up.
The next afternoon the girl and her boy friend were outside playing. He said his nose was cold so she replied "put it between my legs and it will warm up" so he did and they warmed up. Later on that day he complained that his ***** was frozen solid and again she replied "stick it between my legs and it will warm up". He did and again, it warmed up.
That night she asked her mother what a ***** was, and out of curiosity she asked why and the daughter replied "because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"
The next afternoon the girl and her boy friend were outside playing. He said his nose was cold so she replied "put it between my legs and it will warm up" so he did and they warmed up. Later on that day he complained that his ***** was frozen solid and again she replied "stick it between my legs and it will warm up". He did and again, it warmed up.
That night she asked her mother what a ***** was, and out of curiosity she asked why and the daughter replied "because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"