Zerkfitting
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This was on the window of a car at the Back to the 50's car show.
The Ass Family
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I am not sure wrote the following....
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the a**hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the a**hole being the Boss. So, the a**hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the a**hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the ****!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any a**hole will do.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the a**hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the a**hole being the Boss. So, the a**hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the a**hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the ****!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any a**hole will do.
What about your sister Candy?
pudge
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nice oneWhat about your sister Candy?
Short and Lard also come to mind.
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Zerkfitting
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Looks like people here know the relatives.
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They all reside on the Podium.
They always forget cousin Liberal 
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This is a great ass thread.