mike honcho
Knuckleheads
A blond city girl named Amy marries a Wisconsin farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to her, the artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above thecow's stall in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when hegets here, OK?
Thefarmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial inseminationman arrives and knocks on the front door. Amytakes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amysees the nail, she tells him,this is the one righthere.
Theman, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond asks, tell me lady, how would you know this is the right cow to bebred? That'ssimpleshe said,by the nail that's over its stall,sheexplainsvery confidently.
Laughingrudely at her, the man says, and what, pray tell, is the nailfor?
Amyturns to walk away and says sweetly over hershoulder......
Iguess it's to hang your pants on.
Thefarmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial inseminationman arrives and knocks on the front door. Amytakes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amysees the nail, she tells him,this is the one righthere.
Theman, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond asks, tell me lady, how would you know this is the right cow to bebred? That'ssimpleshe said,by the nail that's over its stall,sheexplainsvery confidently.
Laughingrudely at her, the man says, and what, pray tell, is the nailfor?
Amyturns to walk away and says sweetly over hershoulder......
Iguess it's to hang your pants on.
