barelypure
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Heaven was starting to get crowded so the Lord told St. Peter he would need to start administering a test for those wishing to enter. Well as it would happen the Blonde passed and she arrived at St. Peter's gate. Knowing that she had led a devout life he was tempted to pass her thru but remembering the Lord's commandment he had to 1st give her a test. But, he decided to make it an easy test.
Blonde, before you can enter you must 1st answer 1 question. What is the name of God's only son?
Well the Blonde thought and thought. She paced and paced. Finally she said I know the answer. The name of God's only son is Andy!!!
Andy? How in heaven did you come up with that?
You know, like in the song, Andy walked with me, Andy talked with me...
Blonde, before you can enter you must 1st answer 1 question. What is the name of God's only son?
Well the Blonde thought and thought. She paced and paced. Finally she said I know the answer. The name of God's only son is Andy!!!
Andy? How in heaven did you come up with that?
You know, like in the song, Andy walked with me, Andy talked with me...