The blonde and the tourist

[97forever]

So an american tourist in europe meets a pretty blonde in a hotal lobby, takes her to his room, and they get intimate.

After a long romp in the sack, the american is satisfied and looks over at the blonde and says :

"Well, you finish?"

She shakes her head no, so the american gives her a SECOND romp in the sack, determined to satisfy her....this time, a bit MORE exhausted, he rolls over and asks:

"Finish?"

Again, the blonde shakes her head no , so the now tired american gamely gives her one more romp in the sack....

This time, too weak to do more than mumble he asks the blonde yet again"

"YOU FINISH??"

To which she replies:

"Hell no mister, I'm Norwegian."

 

[Benevolent One]

I remember having more than one bullet in the chamber. Now, that just sounds like more work than it's worth. I almost always wait for her though so I get the job done.

 

[97forever]

I know right. Finnish, Norweigan, Icelandic, Tennessean, makes no difference.