The "bored" thread.

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slick-nick

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Just like the title says, I'm bored. Post anything you want in this thread that'll spark anyone and everyone up. Lappy the pimp seems to be the hot topic as of late, but it has reached its pinnacle. Various threads with the same "flirting" take-over comments has conquered this place.... So please, please refrain from posting anything that has to do with the newly formed Racing-Forums dating services. Thank you.


For now, I leave the rest of my "bored people" with this.


The lucious combo of beans and chocolate milk creates a weapon of ASS destruction!! I don't know from experience, but my brother just told me that. Gross? Yes, definitely.
 
Just got off the phone, so now I am bored. Was having fun on the phone, but I gotta go to bed soon. :D :cheers:
 
Hey Nick! I think you're hot! Oh my bad. Sorry for hijacking your thread. :(




:lol:
 
Heres a little story for ya. And it is a true story.

One of my Firefighters wanted to try the low carb diet but he did not want to give up chocolate. He had mentioned this to me and I told him about a chocolate bar that has no carbs.
What I failed to mention to him was the fact these candy bars contain a chemical called malitol, and malitol will act as a laxative if taken in large quantities.
He had tried some of the bars and really liked the way they tasted, just like a regular candy bar. This lead to his eating about 6 or 7 in a short period of time one day at the firehouse.
Then the bell rang and out the door we go. This alarm was an ems run and as he arrived at the hospital with the ambulance he began to have "abdominal cramps" and thought he needed to release a little gas. Well, he did, and this gas ran down his leg! Not a small amount, he lost control of his bowels and took a huge dump in his pants just as he was going to take the pt in the E.R.
He now has no choice but to walk into the hospital and leave a "trail" behind himself.
He spent the next hour attempting to clean himself and ended up going home sick as he had several more "episodes" of this nature in short order.

I don't know if you all will think this is funny, but we almost wet ourselves watching this happen. :lol:
 
Originally posted by turtle3539@Oct 22 2004, 01:02 AM
Hey Nick! I think you're hot! Oh my bad. Sorry for hijacking your thread. :(




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It's ok! Ya know, us beautiful people can sometimes lose track, too. But again, we're beautiful, so it doesn't matter. :D
 
Originally posted by Flametamer@Oct 22 2004, 01:07 AM
Heres a little story for ya. And it is a true story.

One of my Firefighters wanted to try the low carb diet but he did not want to give up chocolate. He had mentioned this to me and I told him about a chocolate bar that has no carbs.
What I failed to mention to him was the fact these candy bars contain a chemical called malitol, and malitol will act as a laxative if taken in large quantities.
He had tried some of the bars and really liked the way they tasted, just like a regular candy bar. This lead to his eating about 6 or 7 in a short period of time one day at the firehouse.
Then the bell rang and out the door we go. This alarm was an ems run and as he arrived at the hospital with the ambulance he began to have "abdominal cramps" and thought he needed to release a little gas. Well, he did, and this gas ran down his leg! Not a small amount, he lost control of his bowels and took a huge dump in his pants just as he was going to take the pt in the E.R.
He now has no choice but to walk into the hospital and leave a "trail" behind himself.
He spent the next hour attempting to clean himself and ended up going home sick as he had several more "episodes" of this nature in short order.

I don't know if you all will think this is funny, but we almost wet ourselves watching this happen. :lol:
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Thank god he didn't add beans and chocolate milk with those bars!

Funny stuff. :lol:
 
I'm here to pick up .... I mean hijack this thread.

Where's my man at ????? :unsure:
 
Lord god please stop. Call him, damn, do something.. please don't bring it here!
 
Hey Slick Nick ..... why don't you pick your baby dolls up and go home.

I'm bout tired of your smart mouth, you don't make comments like that to my friends or me.
 
Originally posted by slick-nick+Oct 22 2004, 01:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slick-nick @ Oct 22 2004, 01:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-42ILoveU@Oct 22 2004, 01:19 AM
okay, I'm done hijacking your thread now! &nbsp; :waver:
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Bye. [/b][/quote]
That happy to get rid of me or what?
 
Originally posted by peyton shea@Oct 22 2004, 01:22 AM
Hey Slick Nick ..... why don't you pick your baby dolls up and go home.

I'm bout tired of your smart mouth, you don't make comments like that to my friends or me.
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I am home, thanks for wondering. If your tired of my smart mouth, then don't comment. It's a pretty simple procedure.
 
Originally posted by 42ILoveU+Oct 22 2004, 01:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (42ILoveU @ Oct 22 2004, 01:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by slick-nick@Oct 22 2004, 01:22 AM
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@Oct 22 2004, 01:19 AM
okay, I'm done hijacking your thread now! &nbsp; :waver:
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Bye.
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That happy to get rid of me or what? [/b][/quote]
You were waving bye, and said you were going to bed.
 
I apologize Nick, I didn't mean to get so ugly.

If you don't accept, I understand and no hard feelings.
 
Is that what you calling making up .... ^_^

I don't think Nick is having any of it. :ph34r:
 
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