>
>
>
>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
>been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
>One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her
>quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
>tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed
>a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
>and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
>
>
>
>When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its
>strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no
>longer resist.
>
>
>
>"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I
was
>walking through the pa rk a few months ago and I found this little
>package on the ground.
>
>
>
>The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
>would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
>all winter."
>
>
>
>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
>been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
>One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her
>quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
>tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed
>a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
>and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
>
>
>
>When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its
>strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no
>longer resist.
>
>
>
>"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I
was
>walking through the pa rk a few months ago and I found this little
>package on the ground.
>
>
>
>The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
>would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
>all winter."
>
