The difference between men and boys

97forever

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A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As
he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get
condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up
to
the register.
She asked," What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she
reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom,
"One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting,
and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the
register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms,
and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he
didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the
intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He
thought what he had seen was way too cool.
He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what
size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and
he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him one quick
squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said....
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"Cleanup, register 5."
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Mar 27 2004, 08:36 PM

He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance.
This part made me laugh more than the punchline!

:lol:
 
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