The Drunk and the Ballerina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar.
She raises her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
Points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, a droopy eyed drunk slams his hand & yells down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks again, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same drunk slaps his money down on the bar and said,” Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approaches the little drunk and says, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?
""I just assumed", the drunk replies, "that any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar.
She raises her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
Points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, a droopy eyed drunk slams his hand & yells down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks again, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same drunk slaps his money down on the bar and said,” Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approaches the little drunk and says, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?
""I just assumed", the drunk replies, "that any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
