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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking
for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in
the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push!"
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it
is pouring rain outside!"
His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months
ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be
ashamed of yourself!"
The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking
for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in
the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push!"
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it
is pouring rain outside!"
His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months
ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be
ashamed of yourself!"
The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
