The French

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"My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw

"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
-Jay Leno

"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman

Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.
-unknown

As France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.
-Mark Twain

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The Army

Q. How do you stop a French tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing.

Q. How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

The best French bashing line heard over the last week is:
"We can count on the French to be there when they need us."
 
Being French Canadian, the one from Nugent gives me a chuckle...it's true!
 
haha, I got some more I can post.

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
--Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one behind me."
-- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
--General Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
--Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--Regis Philbin

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."
--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
out of France!"
--Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
 
Those are really good. Especially the one about Hussein being French.
 
God forbid some french want to go to war, everyone knows that every single frenchman hates americas ideas and doesn't want anything to do with it.

I love how people spit out prejudice remarks, then say they were just generalizing. Oh I know it was just a few jokes...
 
Thanks Smack...We can always count on you to judge us. I can't wait until you grow up enough to get a clue as to how arrogant and judgemental you are. Until then, how about you keep your snotty little judgemental comments to yourself?
 
Originally posted by 4xchampncountin@Mar 15 2003, 06:19 AM
Thanks Smack...We can always count on you to judge us. I can't wait until you grow up enough to get a clue as to how arrogant and judgemental you are. Until then, how about you keep your snotty little judgemental comments to yourself?
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I must have missed the news on the day they instructed us to start hating the French. now everywhere I go I hear and read people bashing the French. Could somebody enlighten me on this one please?
 
Sure....

Not one told us to hate the french. They gave us the idea themselves....You know, them not supporting us after what the US has done for them?
 
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