The joy of being retired

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bumpzter

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Working people frequently ask me what I do to fill my days.

I went shopping the other day. And was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior Citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a jerk.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires
I called him a piece of dog s .. t. He finished the second ticket with a flourish and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went on for about 10 minutes.
The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
 
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