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A man and woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarassed and uneasy over having to share a room, the two retired and fell asleep rather quickly; he in the top berth and she in the lower.
Sometime in the middle of the night the gentleman leans over and gently wakes the lady saying, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach in the closet and hand me an extra blanket. I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea." replies the lady. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow, What a great idea!" he exclaims.
"Good." she replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence...
He farted.
A man and woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarassed and uneasy over having to share a room, the two retired and fell asleep rather quickly; he in the top berth and she in the lower.
Sometime in the middle of the night the gentleman leans over and gently wakes the lady saying, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach in the closet and hand me an extra blanket. I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea." replies the lady. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow, What a great idea!" he exclaims.
"Good." she replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence...
He farted.
